Harry Styles Says Taylor Swift Is The Prudiest Miss McPruderson He Ever Tried To Deprude

Almost as little sense as this line from the same article Another source says the fact that she constantly talked about antiques was another turn-off for the young singer Pray tell what else did he think she’d talk about  If I had to guess the top three Taylor Swift go-to conversation topics I’d go with antiques, miniature cupcakes and eternal sorrow If it’s not on a Pinterest board it’s probably not on Taylor’s mind That’s just science

Harry Styles Says Taylor Swift Is The Prudiest Miss McPruderson He Ever Tried To Deprude 

After days of constantly refreshing our Google search page for Dear God: Why did Taylor Swift and Harry Styles ruin true love by breaking up we finally have some answers from our good friends at Radar Online Insider Sources Incorporated And they’re shocking. Turns out and seriously please sit down for this You know what you might as well buckle up as well and put your seatback in an upright position Taylor Swift wouldn’t put out

That’s not the shocking part It’s that Harry Styles thought she would As if he lived in some alternate reality where Taylor Swift’s constantly putting out left and right Well except when she’s singing songs about putting out Other than that it’s Put Out Central in the Swift Household

     Harry found Taylor a little sexually uninterested. While it was clear she obviously had a thing for Harry  Taylor didn’t want to put out as often as he would’ve liked Harry is a young boy  with ladies throwing themselves at him and has had a string of relationships with older women. It’s no secret he’s sexually active and is enjoying his fame at the moment. But Taylor just wasn’t up for it as much as he is  They were sexually incompatible
Here’s the first hint that he might not be sexually compatible with Taylor Swift  he’s Harry Styles. The man’s rumored to have slept with every single British person born between 1914-1988  Taylor Swift’s rumored to have bought a thong once  And it was an accident and she therefore returned it immediately with the remark  excuse me ma’am  but this pair of underpants is missing its back  So I’m not quite sure how he can possibly pretend to be surprised that she wasn’t into the same level of sexual activity as him From first day they got spotted together I called publicity stunt! because it simply made no sense

But now after the two turned our world upside down with their strange dating experiment everything’s going back to normal Harry Styles partying with assorted rich people in hot tubs on private islands who surely have insatiable sex drives and Taylor Swift’s writing revenge poetry in the studio

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